Thursday, January 04, 2007
Shat Roberts Predicts 2007 Terrorist Plot From God
VIRGINIA. As famous TV Evangilist Shat Roberts sat soaking in his 5 yard jacuzzi, sipping Jesus Juice, and reading "How to Create Your Own Holy Crusade for Fun and Profit", the heavens opened up and the Lord spoke...
"SHAT!" thundered the Lord, "GET THINE LAZY ARSE FROM OUT OF THAT HOT TUB AND COME HITHER SO THAT I MAY TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT YEAR!"
After his conference with the almighty, Shat held a press conference from the balcony of his large estate which overlooks his Shat Roberts Bible College.
"People of Earth!" Shat shouted, "The Lord has spoken to me with tongues of fire. He does not bring me a message of hope but of death!! On American soil!! From Terrorists!! Come to Him now people! Give the Lord your credit cards and savings accounts, and you shall be saved from the heathen plot in 2007!!"
Leading a group of new eccstatic follwers, Shat marched them into his University for reprogramming singing "Onward Christian Sooooo-oh-jurrrss!"
"SHAT!" thundered the Lord, "GET THINE LAZY ARSE FROM OUT OF THAT HOT TUB AND COME HITHER SO THAT I MAY TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT YEAR!"
After his conference with the almighty, Shat held a press conference from the balcony of his large estate which overlooks his Shat Roberts Bible College.
"People of Earth!" Shat shouted, "The Lord has spoken to me with tongues of fire. He does not bring me a message of hope but of death!! On American soil!! From Terrorists!! Come to Him now people! Give the Lord your credit cards and savings accounts, and you shall be saved from the heathen plot in 2007!!"
Leading a group of new eccstatic follwers, Shat marched them into his University for reprogramming singing "Onward Christian Sooooo-oh-jurrrss!"
