Monday, January 08, 2007
GOD HATES N'AWLINS, SENDS PLAGUE
N'AWLINS, LA. If it wasn't enough to emperil the residents of N'Awlins with hurricane Katrina, reducing humanity to it's primal level, and then hitting it shortly there after with another tropical storm. Then to top that off, take their homes, their jobs and families and displace them across the country. God decides to throw in a swarm of killer bees.
As construction workers tried to demolish a gutted home, a swarm of Africanized Killer Bees decended upon them and chased them off. Then, bee keepers were sent in to collect them, they were chased off, then the pest control franchise was called in, and they were chased off.
FEMA, in an effort to put their name in a better light, destroyed their levee system to drown out the bees. Also, the National Guard wanting to shine up their PR scores hit the area with Napalm to wipe out the bees. Even the Ku Klux Klan showed up with crosses in one hand and torches in the other, when they heard it was "Africanized" bees. Alas, they were chased off as well.
The bees taken over the area and are now opening up condos along the coastline.
As construction workers tried to demolish a gutted home, a swarm of Africanized Killer Bees decended upon them and chased them off. Then, bee keepers were sent in to collect them, they were chased off, then the pest control franchise was called in, and they were chased off.
FEMA, in an effort to put their name in a better light, destroyed their levee system to drown out the bees. Also, the National Guard wanting to shine up their PR scores hit the area with Napalm to wipe out the bees. Even the Ku Klux Klan showed up with crosses in one hand and torches in the other, when they heard it was "Africanized" bees. Alas, they were chased off as well.
The bees taken over the area and are now opening up condos along the coastline.
