Monday, January 08, 2007
DIZZYLAND SUED FOR ASSAULT
ANAMIME, CA. Do you remember when you were a kid, and your parents maybe took you on that long hot ride (because your folks didn't have air conditioning) across the country to California to go to Dizzyland? Do you remember how excited you were to see Micky Ratt, Ronald Dukk, Goopy, and the rest? Oh sure, you were looking forward to the rides too, but to be able to put that little hand of yours in that giant gloved hand of Micky, that was the "stuff".
Not anymore, boy howdy! Now, the characters at Dizzyland have bodyguards. Sure, they're dressed up in pretty yellow polo shirts, but don't let the khaki's fool you, they will thump your rump if you get too rough with the Walt Dizzy characters.
Last weekend, a teenager went up behind the character Ligger (the fun-loving Liger from Winny the Poop) and kept tugging at his tail. Then Ligger turned around and his tail wacked the teen on the head. The teen retaliated by shoving Ligger, and Ligger shoved the kid away. That is what brought our loving little Ligger to Orange County Court. The teens parents are suing him for assualt.
C'mon, I'm standing in a hot furry suit all day in the California sun, and some teenaged prick comes up and starts pulling at me? Ligger just tried to puch the kid away, me? I'd leap on him, bounce his face off the happiest-place-in-the-world a few times and spit on 'im.
Not anymore, boy howdy! Now, the characters at Dizzyland have bodyguards. Sure, they're dressed up in pretty yellow polo shirts, but don't let the khaki's fool you, they will thump your rump if you get too rough with the Walt Dizzy characters.
Last weekend, a teenager went up behind the character Ligger (the fun-loving Liger from Winny the Poop) and kept tugging at his tail. Then Ligger turned around and his tail wacked the teen on the head. The teen retaliated by shoving Ligger, and Ligger shoved the kid away. That is what brought our loving little Ligger to Orange County Court. The teens parents are suing him for assualt.
C'mon, I'm standing in a hot furry suit all day in the California sun, and some teenaged prick comes up and starts pulling at me? Ligger just tried to puch the kid away, me? I'd leap on him, bounce his face off the happiest-place-in-the-world a few times and spit on 'im.
