Monday, January 08, 2007
BIRDS MIGRATE TO TEXAS AND DIE
AWESOME, TX. The city of Awesome, Texas is known for good music, good food, good art culture, and it's also the new designated site for the "Lost Bird Graveyard". I know sounds ominous, especially since my name is Lost Bird, but nature picked this site, not me.
It seems a 10 block radius is the new place where birds migrate to during the winter months to die. The city quarantined the area until all the birds could be picked up and delivered to the CDC (Center for Disease Control).
It was a gruesome sight, like something out of Alfred Hitchcock. Birds of every kind littered the streets overnight with their carcasses. And started to cause a panic. People were shouting everything from "Terrorist Attack" to "It's a sign....A SIGN I tell you!!! It's the END!! The LORD'S WRATH is upon US!!! REPENT!!!!"
After scientist sweated over their bunson burners all afternoon it was found that the birds were actually at a batchelor party and they were all drunk and passed out.
It seems a 10 block radius is the new place where birds migrate to during the winter months to die. The city quarantined the area until all the birds could be picked up and delivered to the CDC (Center for Disease Control).
It was a gruesome sight, like something out of Alfred Hitchcock. Birds of every kind littered the streets overnight with their carcasses. And started to cause a panic. People were shouting everything from "Terrorist Attack" to "It's a sign....A SIGN I tell you!!! It's the END!! The LORD'S WRATH is upon US!!! REPENT!!!!"
After scientist sweated over their bunson burners all afternoon it was found that the birds were actually at a batchelor party and they were all drunk and passed out.
