Monday, January 08, 2007
THE BIG SMELLY APPLE
N'YUK, N'YUK. The big apple was haunted again by rotten smells. Today's incident started at 9am. The smell was like a mixture of oil and kerosene. Calls were pouring in from everywhere, 9-1-1 was flooded, Con Eddy (N'Yuk's power supplier) was flooded with calls, the mayor's office was flooded with calls. All complaining of a natral gas-like smell.
The mayor stated, "Uh, don't worry, uh, we haven't found the, uh, source of the smell, but uh, I don't think it's uh, harmful to humans."
Then the mayor collapsed and ended up in the hospital to be treated for nausea and trouble breathing.
This isn't the first time N'Yuk City has been invaded by a bad smell. The first hit was a maple syrup smell, and the previous before the current was like a sulfur smell.
As it turns out, according to scientist who have found a way to capture the smell and analyze it, it's actually the result of all N'Yukers farting at the same exact time.
The mayor stated, "Uh, don't worry, uh, we haven't found the, uh, source of the smell, but uh, I don't think it's uh, harmful to humans."
Then the mayor collapsed and ended up in the hospital to be treated for nausea and trouble breathing.
This isn't the first time N'Yuk City has been invaded by a bad smell. The first hit was a maple syrup smell, and the previous before the current was like a sulfur smell.
As it turns out, according to scientist who have found a way to capture the smell and analyze it, it's actually the result of all N'Yukers farting at the same exact time.
