The R.A.G. Files: PANKATO COP LOOKS LIKE POPEYE

Thursday, December 28, 2006

PANKATO COP LOOKS LIKE POPEYE

PANKATO. He took the call. It was a call for help on a domestic disturbance in the small rural central Minnesota town of Ambouis. Approximately 50 minutes from the city of Pankato, but he was there.
Officer Sandyduck arrived on scene. The man inside had a gun, was threatening to shoot his wife and then himself. Officer Sandyduck Went in and beleived he had talked the man down when the man shot him in the face.
Like the good journalist they are at the Pankato Pre-Press, they were able to snatch an interview with the police, the suspect and the victum before anyone else.
Officer Sandyduck is recovering well. He has only one eye now and when asked if he wanted a glass eye he stated, "I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam!"

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