Sunday, December 17, 2006
MN BASKETBALL PLAYER PLAYING WITH BALLS
MINNEAPOLIS. Most of the time when you hear about arrests made on the road of sports superstars you think "drunk driving". Well, Eddie Fishing, player for the Minnesota Tumbleweeds basketball team was pulled over with what the officer thought would be drunk driving. To his surprise it was something a little more...interesting.
Eddie Fishing was watching porn on his SUV's DVD player, driving and spanking his monkey like there was no tommorrow.
"I couldn't tell what movie he was watching." stated the MN State Patrol Officer Chud Hills, "I just know it was porn, though. With all them seventies guitar licks, and all that 'ooo'-ing and 'aaaah'-ing."
When asked why he chose to be driving down the road at a high rate of speed, watching porn and pleasuring oneself when you're a sports star and can get any peice of trim he wants his reply was, "Yeah, right! You pick up some chick at a bar, she does the lap dance for you, you pull off the clothes and the next morning it's a law suit! At least lefty can't take me to court!"
Eddie Fishing was watching porn on his SUV's DVD player, driving and spanking his monkey like there was no tommorrow.
"I couldn't tell what movie he was watching." stated the MN State Patrol Officer Chud Hills, "I just know it was porn, though. With all them seventies guitar licks, and all that 'ooo'-ing and 'aaaah'-ing."
When asked why he chose to be driving down the road at a high rate of speed, watching porn and pleasuring oneself when you're a sports star and can get any peice of trim he wants his reply was, "Yeah, right! You pick up some chick at a bar, she does the lap dance for you, you pull off the clothes and the next morning it's a law suit! At least lefty can't take me to court!"
