Sunday, December 17, 2006
"EL COLI" RIDES AGAIN
NEW YORK. All down the main streets of Manhattan, you'll see signs in almost every deli, pizzaria, cafe..."Best coffee in town", "Best Pizza in Town", "Best Burger in Town". But on the front of every Taco Hell restaurante you'll see: "Best E Coli in town".
Yes, the dreaded E Coli has finished taking out the spinach in this world and ruining this writers lunch at Bubway, and moved onto Taco Hell and attacking the onions. Taco Hell's have been closing down across America, not just New York. Even the Taco Hell in Faremount has left it's Pizza Slut partner.
This epidemic has not only affected Taco Hell, but now Taco Jones as well.
"It seems to be hitting all the 'crap' fast food joints in succesion." said a representative from the CDC, "For some reason, it is only hitting the mexican restaurants."
President Gee Dubya has tightened his grip on illegal Mexican immigrants, stating they are the ones that are probably starting this terror.
In a related story, the 'meat' packing plant in Worthlesston, MN was raided by INS officials late last week and they took down a significant number of illegals who were sent back to Mexico.
Yes, the dreaded E Coli has finished taking out the spinach in this world and ruining this writers lunch at Bubway, and moved onto Taco Hell and attacking the onions. Taco Hell's have been closing down across America, not just New York. Even the Taco Hell in Faremount has left it's Pizza Slut partner.
This epidemic has not only affected Taco Hell, but now Taco Jones as well.
"It seems to be hitting all the 'crap' fast food joints in succesion." said a representative from the CDC, "For some reason, it is only hitting the mexican restaurants."
President Gee Dubya has tightened his grip on illegal Mexican immigrants, stating they are the ones that are probably starting this terror.
In a related story, the 'meat' packing plant in Worthlesston, MN was raided by INS officials late last week and they took down a significant number of illegals who were sent back to Mexico.
