Friday, December 29, 2006
2006 YEAR IN REVIEW
WASHINGTOON, DC. The Democrats take back the House, leaving the Republicans running for the (capitol) hills. There was a lot of back pedalling on issues dealing with Iraq.
IRAQ. America and allied forces spend their 3rd year in Iraq. After capturing Sodomy Hussane, it's been extremely bloody for both military and civillian and now Gee Dubya is wondering if maybe we shouldn't have gone in there at all. By the way, where's Osama? Speaking of Mr. Hussane, he was just hung moments before the release of this entry.
NEW AWLINS. In the aftermath of hurricane Katrina, the government realizes it's ill-equipped to deal with natural disater and after thousands of fraudulent disaster claims, nearly bankrupt FEMA funding, while REAL survivors of the hurricane are still homeless and displaced.
DENMARK. A Danish cartoonist draws a political cartoon depicting Muslim Icon Muhammed as a terrorist. This in turn created an uprise in some Muslims and they burned embassies, cars and other buildings in protest, stating that Muslims are not terrorists.
UPDERE,PA. The Amish prove they aren't immune to what goes on in the outside world as a man shoots up an Amish colony school. Leaving 5 dead and several others injured before turning the gun on himself.
INDONESIA. God proves that he hates Indonesia after first hitting them with a Tsunami and wiping out half the population in 2004, and then taking the rest out this year with a high scale earthquake.
ENGLAND. After British intelligence uncovers a terrorist plot involving liquid explosives and flights into the United States, the FAA bans any liquids transported on airplanes. Leaving many nursing mothers at the security check point milking their breasts dry before boarding.
TEXAS. Gee Dubya okays tax dollars to put up 700 miles of fencing along the Texas/Mexico border. The next day, our tax dollars are laying in scraps along the Texas/Mexican border.
WASHINGTOON, DC. After all his lies had been revealed and the Dems took the House, Ronald Dumsfeild resigns with Gee Dubya being the only one giving his service praise.
GAS PUMPS. This year also brought on every excuse the oil companies could fork out for high gas prices. The state of Minnesota went over the national average at $3.30 a gallon.
AFRICA. Once again, celebrities show that money buys you everything. Brad Spitt, Tangalina Julie, Madumma, buy their way through the adoption red tape adopting African orphans.
HOLLYWOULD. We find out the Gel Mibson hates Jews, and Cozmo Kramer hates blacks.
FAREMOUNT. Vlad Gephardt beats out Lost Bird for the position of Moon Valley Sheriff. He also starts a mounted volunteer posse. And to pay for the expenses of the posse he is selling a calendar with photos of his beloved Deputies and Jailer. Tawnya Skowl is happy to be miss June.
The R.A.G. Files passes the 1000 hits mark on it's blog site.
DownTyme disbands. After one member moved to Omaha, another getting in trouble for stealing money form old people in a nursing home, and then another found in a hotel with another woman by his wife. The band becomes dysfunctional and disbands.
IRAQ. America and allied forces spend their 3rd year in Iraq. After capturing Sodomy Hussane, it's been extremely bloody for both military and civillian and now Gee Dubya is wondering if maybe we shouldn't have gone in there at all. By the way, where's Osama? Speaking of Mr. Hussane, he was just hung moments before the release of this entry.
NEW AWLINS. In the aftermath of hurricane Katrina, the government realizes it's ill-equipped to deal with natural disater and after thousands of fraudulent disaster claims, nearly bankrupt FEMA funding, while REAL survivors of the hurricane are still homeless and displaced.
DENMARK. A Danish cartoonist draws a political cartoon depicting Muslim Icon Muhammed as a terrorist. This in turn created an uprise in some Muslims and they burned embassies, cars and other buildings in protest, stating that Muslims are not terrorists.
UPDERE,PA. The Amish prove they aren't immune to what goes on in the outside world as a man shoots up an Amish colony school. Leaving 5 dead and several others injured before turning the gun on himself.
INDONESIA. God proves that he hates Indonesia after first hitting them with a Tsunami and wiping out half the population in 2004, and then taking the rest out this year with a high scale earthquake.
ENGLAND. After British intelligence uncovers a terrorist plot involving liquid explosives and flights into the United States, the FAA bans any liquids transported on airplanes. Leaving many nursing mothers at the security check point milking their breasts dry before boarding.
TEXAS. Gee Dubya okays tax dollars to put up 700 miles of fencing along the Texas/Mexico border. The next day, our tax dollars are laying in scraps along the Texas/Mexican border.
WASHINGTOON, DC. After all his lies had been revealed and the Dems took the House, Ronald Dumsfeild resigns with Gee Dubya being the only one giving his service praise.
GAS PUMPS. This year also brought on every excuse the oil companies could fork out for high gas prices. The state of Minnesota went over the national average at $3.30 a gallon.
AFRICA. Once again, celebrities show that money buys you everything. Brad Spitt, Tangalina Julie, Madumma, buy their way through the adoption red tape adopting African orphans.
HOLLYWOULD. We find out the Gel Mibson hates Jews, and Cozmo Kramer hates blacks.
FAREMOUNT. Vlad Gephardt beats out Lost Bird for the position of Moon Valley Sheriff. He also starts a mounted volunteer posse. And to pay for the expenses of the posse he is selling a calendar with photos of his beloved Deputies and Jailer. Tawnya Skowl is happy to be miss June.
The R.A.G. Files passes the 1000 hits mark on it's blog site.
DownTyme disbands. After one member moved to Omaha, another getting in trouble for stealing money form old people in a nursing home, and then another found in a hotel with another woman by his wife. The band becomes dysfunctional and disbands.
