Sunday, November 19, 2006
VIDEO FAIR GAME
NERDVILLE. Nerds across the globe lined up, camped out, and even killed for the release of the new Gaystation 3.
Yes, within the capital of all nerdom, while camping out in front of their favorite Targae, gunfire broke out as nerds ran to their cars carrying their purchases.
"It was like being in the game, man!" cried one nerd.
"I thought we were playing a real life version of Glam Theft Auto!" cried another.
The fact was, there was a mistake in an announcement in the paper that read: "Game available at Targae" a group of hunters who are still learning to read with hooked on Ebonics thoght there was an ad for free game at Targae.
Needless to say, after the loss of a few brainiacs, and the smoke cleared, the DNR and Targae management cleared the matter up.
"It's a good thing, ya know?" said one hunter, "I was tired of pouring nerd pee all over me."
Yes, within the capital of all nerdom, while camping out in front of their favorite Targae, gunfire broke out as nerds ran to their cars carrying their purchases.
"It was like being in the game, man!" cried one nerd.
"I thought we were playing a real life version of Glam Theft Auto!" cried another.
The fact was, there was a mistake in an announcement in the paper that read: "Game available at Targae" a group of hunters who are still learning to read with hooked on Ebonics thoght there was an ad for free game at Targae.
Needless to say, after the loss of a few brainiacs, and the smoke cleared, the DNR and Targae management cleared the matter up.
"It's a good thing, ya know?" said one hunter, "I was tired of pouring nerd pee all over me."
