Monday, November 06, 2006
LOSTBIRD LATE ENTRY INTO THE POLLS
FAREMOUNT. Yes, that's right folks! I am running for office. In less than 12 hours from now the polls will open here in this fair city and I've just now decided to run against my arch enemy Sheriff Vlad Gephardt, encumbant Sheriff of Moon Valley(Martin) County.
He stands unapposed and thinks he's going to ride this one out. HA!
What are my credentials? Well, I have 5 years on the No Hope Police Department serving as Officer of the year in 1998. 5 years with the Moon Valley Sheriff's department. And above my opponent, I am fairly sane. I oppose forced marches to church. I oppose letting every psycho with a horse patrol my town. and I oppose Vlad Gephardt being sheriff.
So please, when you are voting for Moon Valley (Martin) county Sheriff, please consider writing me in.
He stands unapposed and thinks he's going to ride this one out. HA!
What are my credentials? Well, I have 5 years on the No Hope Police Department serving as Officer of the year in 1998. 5 years with the Moon Valley Sheriff's department. And above my opponent, I am fairly sane. I oppose forced marches to church. I oppose letting every psycho with a horse patrol my town. and I oppose Vlad Gephardt being sheriff.
So please, when you are voting for Moon Valley (Martin) county Sheriff, please consider writing me in.
