Sunday, November 05, 2006
EVANGELICAL PRESIDENT CAUGHT WITH FINGER IN CRACK
COLORADO STINGS. From the pulpit of the mighty evangelical church in Colorado Stings, CO, the new pastor reads a letter of apology to the congregation. It is a letter from their former pastor and president of their fine religious order, Pastor Haggis.
The Pastor was a lobbyist against same-sex marriage and spoke out to Washingtoon about how the act was blasphemous against the Lord God Almighty! He begged and pleaded with congress to pass laws against the immoral practice of these "heathens", these dens of liars! These fornicators most unholy.
And while he was preaching this to the world audience. He was paying his boyfriend $50 for a hand job and a blow job plus a little methamphetemine. He and said boyfriend were playing the part of a "Brokeback Mountain" in the secrecy of a Colorado hotel room. This news came out after his boyfriend found out that he was playing butt darts with a man who was the leader against same-sex marraige.
"I had to expose the hypocrite!" his boyfriend said in a phone conversation, "I can't beleive he was blowing me with that same mouth he was cursing me with."
The Pastor at first denied the allegations, stating that these were all lies. Then he stated that yes he did have involvment with this homosexual man, but he never had sex with him, he only bought meth, and that was just once, and he threw it away and never touched it again. Then, eventually, yes, he was having relations with this man, and he did do a little meth with him but it all started out as a $50 back rub.
Lets take a look at how organized religion began shall we? The Bible itself, originally had over fifty books in it. The Jews only adopted the first half of it. The Catholics wittled it down a bit with the apocrypha, and the protestants whittled that out to give us the reader's digest version of it. The Catholics call themselves the original church. They are headed by a Pope. A position of power and a power that was often abused and many jew and muslim died at the end of a catholic blade. The Lutherans, were started by Martin Luther. A man who was considered a heretic by the church fathers. The Missouri Synod was started by a pastor who took many wives and some of them happened to be someone elses wives. The mormons started because their founder said he found some other tablets of the bible in his back yard in New York.
People are imperfect, that is true. So it only goes to say that they cannot lead a church. They cannot represent what is supposed to be good, leave alone be judge of that.
The Pastor was a lobbyist against same-sex marriage and spoke out to Washingtoon about how the act was blasphemous against the Lord God Almighty! He begged and pleaded with congress to pass laws against the immoral practice of these "heathens", these dens of liars! These fornicators most unholy.
And while he was preaching this to the world audience. He was paying his boyfriend $50 for a hand job and a blow job plus a little methamphetemine. He and said boyfriend were playing the part of a "Brokeback Mountain" in the secrecy of a Colorado hotel room. This news came out after his boyfriend found out that he was playing butt darts with a man who was the leader against same-sex marraige.
"I had to expose the hypocrite!" his boyfriend said in a phone conversation, "I can't beleive he was blowing me with that same mouth he was cursing me with."
The Pastor at first denied the allegations, stating that these were all lies. Then he stated that yes he did have involvment with this homosexual man, but he never had sex with him, he only bought meth, and that was just once, and he threw it away and never touched it again. Then, eventually, yes, he was having relations with this man, and he did do a little meth with him but it all started out as a $50 back rub.
Lets take a look at how organized religion began shall we? The Bible itself, originally had over fifty books in it. The Jews only adopted the first half of it. The Catholics wittled it down a bit with the apocrypha, and the protestants whittled that out to give us the reader's digest version of it. The Catholics call themselves the original church. They are headed by a Pope. A position of power and a power that was often abused and many jew and muslim died at the end of a catholic blade. The Lutherans, were started by Martin Luther. A man who was considered a heretic by the church fathers. The Missouri Synod was started by a pastor who took many wives and some of them happened to be someone elses wives. The mormons started because their founder said he found some other tablets of the bible in his back yard in New York.
People are imperfect, that is true. So it only goes to say that they cannot lead a church. They cannot represent what is supposed to be good, leave alone be judge of that.
