Monday, October 30, 2006
KENTUCKY DRIED CHICKEN GETS HEALTHY
KENTUCKY. For the last two years, government scientists working for the FDA have come up with this shocking conclusion: KDC's fried chicken is bad for your health. Yes, that's right. All those grants they received from our tax dollars found out that KDC's chicken contains fat in it which has been known to cause problems with the heart and obesity.
KDC, once known as Kentucky Dried Chicken back in the day but because the youth of today have short attention spans and can only read abbbreviations hence KDC. Has sprung into action with this new "discovery" and have decided to use something different to cook their chicken in.
"We done been workin' wit dem scien...si...see...them lab coated guys from the guvment," stated Colonel Saunders III, CEO of KDC, "an I done think we'se come up wit a good plan. I done thunked that if'n we used them soybeans the yanks is all crazy 'bout to cook'em in, then I guessin' it'd be right fine! I reckon, cousin Chester ort not molest dem chickun's neither."
KDC, once known as Kentucky Dried Chicken back in the day but because the youth of today have short attention spans and can only read abbbreviations hence KDC. Has sprung into action with this new "discovery" and have decided to use something different to cook their chicken in.
"We done been workin' wit dem scien...si...see...them lab coated guys from the guvment," stated Colonel Saunders III, CEO of KDC, "an I done think we'se come up wit a good plan. I done thunked that if'n we used them soybeans the yanks is all crazy 'bout to cook'em in, then I guessin' it'd be right fine! I reckon, cousin Chester ort not molest dem chickun's neither."
