Monday, October 23, 2006
GEE DUBYA EMBARGO ON VEGEMITE
WASHINGTOON, D.C. "...he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich!" Australian expatriots of the United States are in an uproar over President Gee Dubya's embargo on the Australian delicacy Vegemite.
The paste that looks rather gross but tastes better than peanut butter has been banned from the United Stated because of the way it's processed.
"Crikey!" cried out one Australian expatriot, "It's bad enuff we're still recoverin from th' loss o' th' croc hunter Stevie Irwin, now we've got to go without me Vegemite!"
Gee Dubya also ordered that the band "Men at Work" get back together and change the line in their song "Down Under" to say: "...he just smiled and gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"
The paste that looks rather gross but tastes better than peanut butter has been banned from the United Stated because of the way it's processed.
"Crikey!" cried out one Australian expatriot, "It's bad enuff we're still recoverin from th' loss o' th' croc hunter Stevie Irwin, now we've got to go without me Vegemite!"
Gee Dubya also ordered that the band "Men at Work" get back together and change the line in their song "Down Under" to say: "...he just smiled and gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"
