Monday, October 30, 2006
DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO
FAREMOUNT. As the lines get longer for registration for Sheriff Gephardt's mounted volunteer posse, a questioned posed by some of the daring public: Isn't it against Faremount city ordinance to ride a horse within the city limits?
With angered response, Sheriff Gephardt replies, "Who dares question my authoritah? I enforce the laws, I don't have to follow them! Christ on a crutch you people, I'm trying to make this a safe county to live in!! Where the HELL is my goddamn Prozak?? Tonya?? Get me my f*cking Prozak!!"
While it is true, the city ordinance does state that it is illegal for anyone to ride a horse, donkey, camel, elephant, etc through the city limits unless with writ permit for parade use only.
Cheif Deputy of Moon Valley, Vlad Shady stated, "If it comes down to policy in legal matters, then we will just press charges against the mounted volunteers. We will handle this like any other matter withing the Sheriff's office, the shit will roll downhill."
With angered response, Sheriff Gephardt replies, "Who dares question my authoritah? I enforce the laws, I don't have to follow them! Christ on a crutch you people, I'm trying to make this a safe county to live in!! Where the HELL is my goddamn Prozak?? Tonya?? Get me my f*cking Prozak!!"
While it is true, the city ordinance does state that it is illegal for anyone to ride a horse, donkey, camel, elephant, etc through the city limits unless with writ permit for parade use only.
Cheif Deputy of Moon Valley, Vlad Shady stated, "If it comes down to policy in legal matters, then we will just press charges against the mounted volunteers. We will handle this like any other matter withing the Sheriff's office, the shit will roll downhill."
