Thursday, September 07, 2006
Teens Bag a Dead Lady
Whatthe, Wisconsin. From the state that brought you famous furniture maker Edward Gein, and those crazy cannibalistic concoctions of Jeffery Dahlmer, three teens were arrested for allegedly planning to knock boots from a resident of Boot Hill.
A set of twins and a friend were arrested at the Fresh Meat Memorial Gardens after buying a box of condoms. When questioned by police, the boys were bragging that they were planning on "baggin' a babe". The only problem with this is that the "babe" in question has been buried in the cemetery for the last four days.
The three Star Trek Nerds were crying like babies as they said they were not able to get a date since they've been dating age, and after watching several episodes of the Directors Cut of Star Trek, the Final Frontier, they planned on getting it on with a former teacher.
"She was really hot." one guffawed, "She was like our home ec teacher and we got our first erection from taking her class."
The parents of these boys were proud to say, "Well, at least they were wearing protection. I always tole mah son's that if'n they was gonna bag somethin' do it with yer rain coat on."
A set of twins and a friend were arrested at the Fresh Meat Memorial Gardens after buying a box of condoms. When questioned by police, the boys were bragging that they were planning on "baggin' a babe". The only problem with this is that the "babe" in question has been buried in the cemetery for the last four days.
The three Star Trek Nerds were crying like babies as they said they were not able to get a date since they've been dating age, and after watching several episodes of the Directors Cut of Star Trek, the Final Frontier, they planned on getting it on with a former teacher.
"She was really hot." one guffawed, "She was like our home ec teacher and we got our first erection from taking her class."
The parents of these boys were proud to say, "Well, at least they were wearing protection. I always tole mah son's that if'n they was gonna bag somethin' do it with yer rain coat on."
