Wednesday, September 27, 2006
SENATOR PREJUDICE AGAINST CARS
ST. PAUL. With the election bringing out all the garbage, especially from the Republicans, One Senator Oshkosh stepped up to the podium to give his comments on the American public turning to the Hybrid vehicles and economy vehicles and the empending doom of the Ford motor company.
"You know, that's all we need in America is another damn jap car!" he started in front of Japanese Minnesota residents,"It's bad enough you people take our jobs, hell you own Hawaii, and now you're coming up with fuel efficient electric cars! I've got nothing against you gooks, I just hate your damn cars!"
Just then, the crowd stuffed him into a Hyundai Sonata and pushed the vehicle into the Mississippi river where the crowd hopes he ends up in the Gulf of Mexico.
"You know, that's all we need in America is another damn jap car!" he started in front of Japanese Minnesota residents,"It's bad enough you people take our jobs, hell you own Hawaii, and now you're coming up with fuel efficient electric cars! I've got nothing against you gooks, I just hate your damn cars!"
Just then, the crowd stuffed him into a Hyundai Sonata and pushed the vehicle into the Mississippi river where the crowd hopes he ends up in the Gulf of Mexico.
