Wednesday, September 27, 2006
POPE APOLOGIZES FOR THE ROMANS
ROME. In a peace summit with Muslim leaders, Pope Beenadick IIXXVIVIX apologizes for the ancient Roman text that criticizes the Muslim religion founder Mohammad, calling him a heathen and evil.
This coming at a time of Ramadan, the widely celebrated Muslim holiday. Muslim leaders then asked for apologies for the Crusades as well. "Your ancestor sent out thousands of soldiers to cleanse the earth my ancestors based on our religion. I want an apology for this."
"Well, I uh..." the Pope stuttered.
Another Muslim stood up and asked, "What about the hatred your church is spreading not only to Muslims but to other protestant religions?"
"Now, come on, those aren't really relig..." the Pope backed away.
Just then, a young jewish boy came in, "Pardon me, sir and sirs, what about both your religions extreme hatred for my race and the genocide you've brought towards my people? And, Pope, weren't you a part of the Nazi Youth Brigade in your younger days?"
The Muslims and the Pope looked at each other, bowed their heads, and then decided to crucify the young jew.
This coming at a time of Ramadan, the widely celebrated Muslim holiday. Muslim leaders then asked for apologies for the Crusades as well. "Your ancestor sent out thousands of soldiers to cleanse the earth my ancestors based on our religion. I want an apology for this."
"Well, I uh..." the Pope stuttered.
Another Muslim stood up and asked, "What about the hatred your church is spreading not only to Muslims but to other protestant religions?"
"Now, come on, those aren't really relig..." the Pope backed away.
Just then, a young jewish boy came in, "Pardon me, sir and sirs, what about both your religions extreme hatred for my race and the genocide you've brought towards my people? And, Pope, weren't you a part of the Nazi Youth Brigade in your younger days?"
The Muslims and the Pope looked at each other, bowed their heads, and then decided to crucify the young jew.
