The R.A.G. Files: PITA PROTECTS COCKROACH

Friday, September 29, 2006

PITA PROTECTS COCKROACH

CHICANO, IL. In an effort to bring more people to their amusement parks, 6 Fags Adventure Park is holding a contest during their Halloween themed weekends in October. The prize includes a Season pass for the next year at the amusement park. All you need to do, eat a Madagascar hissing cockroach. Not a lot, just one. Taking their cue from the popular show “Fear Factor”.
The animal rights group PITA (People Illegalizing Touching Animals) has stepped forward and is battling the Theme Park on the rights of the poor cockroaches. This action coming after the scandal of two executives of PITA were busted starving their dog’s too death. We at the R.A.G. Files support the humane treatment of all living things, but cockroaches? Cockroaches? Is there any thought at all that there will come a time when cockroaches will be extinct or endangered? And if they were, would anyone really miss them. And another thing that should be looked into is, can they be used as a food source? Then why aren’t Angelina and Brad trying to feed the hungry with them?
PITA is also in litigation against the state of Minnesota trying to stop trapping. The reasons being that other animals are being caught in these traps, and the animals that are caught usually suffer a slow and painful death.

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