Thursday, September 14, 2006
FAREMOUNT PRIMARY
FAREMOUNT. After the 5th anniversary of worldwide mayhem of 9-11, the good citizen's of Faremount got together for the primary election. Who shows up at a primary, you ask? Well, certainly not me, hell I didn't even know it was happening. This is Lost Bird here, I don't get the newspaper, and I only have one channel on my TV set and I don't even watch that! At anyrate, sadly, most my news is taken from the local rag called the Faremount Sentiniel, and it's usually some copy I ripped off from a co-worker. heehee.
Voting on who to vote for, have you ever heard of such a travesty? The main person I was concerned about, dear readers was the Moon Valley County Sheriff, Vlad Gephardt. The tyrannical head of public safety in the county. A man, so powerful in himself, that he single-handedly started legislation at our state's capitol to have you carded, backchecked and strip searched before you can purchase cold medicine. Legislation that didn't stop meth labs, but kept the sick, sick. You had better hope your share of psuedo ephedrine kicks your colds ass the first time, because if you purchase another bottle, you're on the Gephardt list.
At anyrate, I was interested to see who was running against him this election. To my dismay, no one. He will fill out another 4 years so that he can push to get his new jail built and put that notch on his self-esteem.
But on a lighter note, State Representative Boob Gunter has another opponent this election year and this one has come credentials and hopefully, a lot of backing. The last guy was a 21 year old mayor of a dead southern Minnesota town of SeeLawn. ANd the only thing credible he brought to the table was "Playstation 3's in every household!"
Voting on who to vote for, have you ever heard of such a travesty? The main person I was concerned about, dear readers was the Moon Valley County Sheriff, Vlad Gephardt. The tyrannical head of public safety in the county. A man, so powerful in himself, that he single-handedly started legislation at our state's capitol to have you carded, backchecked and strip searched before you can purchase cold medicine. Legislation that didn't stop meth labs, but kept the sick, sick. You had better hope your share of psuedo ephedrine kicks your colds ass the first time, because if you purchase another bottle, you're on the Gephardt list.
At anyrate, I was interested to see who was running against him this election. To my dismay, no one. He will fill out another 4 years so that he can push to get his new jail built and put that notch on his self-esteem.
But on a lighter note, State Representative Boob Gunter has another opponent this election year and this one has come credentials and hopefully, a lot of backing. The last guy was a 21 year old mayor of a dead southern Minnesota town of SeeLawn. ANd the only thing credible he brought to the table was "Playstation 3's in every household!"
