The R.A.G. Files

Faremount. Known only as Dan “I hate Kiwi’s” Bookends, the morning mouth of KCFM 105.6, is using his celebrity in his campaign of hate. Using his hate messages disguised as “morning show humor”.
The hate campaign started out as a few colorful comments made about the New Zealand police, and now is increasingly insulting the citizenship of New Zealand. One ex-radio personality, known only as “The Big Kahuna”, is of New Zealand decent, reported that Mr. Bookends has made deliberate attempts to have him fired at the station. Mr. Kahuna had even drawn funny comic strips to try and gain Mr. Bookends favor and to no avail had his reputation thrashed. “Eventually,” Mr. Kahuna recalls tearfully, “Mr. Bookends had me demoted to copywriter. Making me write copy about…farming, seeds, herbicides and pesticides, John Deere tractors. And then he made me dance naked atop the radio towers singing the ‘Faremount Life is Good’ theme song.”
Mr. Kahuna ended the interview abruptly and broke into sobs. There is also reports that Mr. Bookends has also made Mr. Kahuna dance in a grass skirt with the flock of rabid sheep that graze in the field nearby.
Mr. Bookends could not be reached for comment at the time of this article, but it is on record that Mr. Bookends has created a blog devoted to the thrashing of Natives of New Zealand. The statement from the blogsite: FartonMaorisSatirical.blogspot.com is as follows: “These goddamn kiwi’s need to stay out of our Cherokee Nation! When they tried to migrate to Spearfinch, South Dakota, me and the tribe skinned the primitive bastards!!”
There is no end to Dan’s trail of terror towards New Zealanders. He has even added a female voice to his message of hate, whom he has let take over the reading of the obligatory bigoted messages over the 100,000 watt airwaves. Is there no end?