Saturday, April 29, 2006
Moon Valley Library and Nazi Training Camp
Faremount. America's public library system. To most it's a nice place to quietly relax and lose yourself in the adventure of a book. To others it's a place to use the internet because your bitch ex-wife won't give you the computer, your boat, or a decent price for half the f*cking farmhouse...but I digress.
The Moon Valley Library plays the role of all these things, for a price! According to it's head librarian and wife of Moon Valley Judge, Thomas Stalker, it's a place of complete and utter silence. "Or else there will be hell to pay!" Mrs. Stalker replies.
There is a nice puppet theater for the kids, with an enormous amount of puppets to choose from. Also, there are many computers for access to the world beyond the Moon Valley county line, (not that the R.A.G. Files implies that there is one). THere are movies in VHS and DVD format for home enjoyment. Magazines, Newspapers, and many other great programs available to the general public.
"You just better damn well have your library card, release forms signed in triplicate, permission slips signed by your parents, grandparents, Doctor and in some cases your dentist! Ot you cannot use any of it! ANY OF IT! Blahh-haaa-haaa-haaa!" cries Mrs. Stalker.
I'm tired of the dregs of society thinking they can come in here with their late fees or a wrinkled library card and think they can use my stuff! MY STUFF!"
Also, whenever any books of say a "questionable" subject matter, the library computer reports it first to the library policeman, then the Faremount police, then to the Moon Valley SHeriff's office, then to the FBI where the client is put on a list and that is given to the head of National Security, the head of National Security will then scan all the names in the database, and pick out names that he may feel are a threat to national security. (especially if the names are 12 to 14 years old and female...but I digress).
Knowing the capacity a library found here in this small little town, makes the world a better and safer place to be. God Bless America.
The Moon Valley Library plays the role of all these things, for a price! According to it's head librarian and wife of Moon Valley Judge, Thomas Stalker, it's a place of complete and utter silence. "Or else there will be hell to pay!" Mrs. Stalker replies.
There is a nice puppet theater for the kids, with an enormous amount of puppets to choose from. Also, there are many computers for access to the world beyond the Moon Valley county line, (not that the R.A.G. Files implies that there is one). THere are movies in VHS and DVD format for home enjoyment. Magazines, Newspapers, and many other great programs available to the general public.
"You just better damn well have your library card, release forms signed in triplicate, permission slips signed by your parents, grandparents, Doctor and in some cases your dentist! Ot you cannot use any of it! ANY OF IT! Blahh-haaa-haaa-haaa!" cries Mrs. Stalker.
I'm tired of the dregs of society thinking they can come in here with their late fees or a wrinkled library card and think they can use my stuff! MY STUFF!"
Also, whenever any books of say a "questionable" subject matter, the library computer reports it first to the library policeman, then the Faremount police, then to the Moon Valley SHeriff's office, then to the FBI where the client is put on a list and that is given to the head of National Security, the head of National Security will then scan all the names in the database, and pick out names that he may feel are a threat to national security. (especially if the names are 12 to 14 years old and female...but I digress).
Knowing the capacity a library found here in this small little town, makes the world a better and safer place to be. God Bless America.
