Saturday, March 18, 2006
Lost Bird Takes Helm of "Gonzo" Journalism
Faremount. Being inundated by stress in the last year, R.A.G. Files editor-in-chief has finally broken down and is taking medication. Which should make for some interesting stories spilling out of the ol mill.
Still in his experimental stage, LB has only taken a dose of Lexapro. The anti-depressant only made him more unfocused than usual and he tossed and turned until the alarm went off for work.
"I believe it's greatly shrank my penis size as well." grumble LB, "I'm already an excitable boy and this only makes me more scatterbrained! I even went so far as taking those little 'Stingers' and mixed it into some anti-oxidizing green tea. Woo-hoo! What a ride that was!"
LB has a year prescription for Wellbutrin and hopes this will balance out his mood, help him quit smoking, and also quiet the voices that tell him to kill...always kill...so much blood....so much....kill them all!!!!!
Ahem, at any rate, without insurance, LB is waiting for the price of Wellbutrin to go down so he can start his mediocre version of "Gonzo" journalism.
Still in his experimental stage, LB has only taken a dose of Lexapro. The anti-depressant only made him more unfocused than usual and he tossed and turned until the alarm went off for work.
"I believe it's greatly shrank my penis size as well." grumble LB, "I'm already an excitable boy and this only makes me more scatterbrained! I even went so far as taking those little 'Stingers' and mixed it into some anti-oxidizing green tea. Woo-hoo! What a ride that was!"
LB has a year prescription for Wellbutrin and hopes this will balance out his mood, help him quit smoking, and also quiet the voices that tell him to kill...always kill...so much blood....so much....kill them all!!!!!
Ahem, at any rate, without insurance, LB is waiting for the price of Wellbutrin to go down so he can start his mediocre version of "Gonzo" journalism.