Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Dick Takes Out a Possible Terrorist
Texas. Vice President Dick was awarded a medal today for taking out suspected terrorist and former hunting buddy Scoots.
President Gee Dubya pinned the medal on Dick himself with tear-stained eyes, "This is a moment in history."
Dick appraoched the podium at a recent press conference and stated, "It broke my heart to have to do what I did. Scoots was a long-time freind and confidant. But when I found out that he had spent time on the internet reading crap like the R.A.G. Files, and the Farten County Sabbatical, The Onion and all that other crap, well...I even heard he was using the Google search bar!"
Vice President Dick then broke into tears.
Dick took Scoots on a "hunting" trip with him. It was all a CIA plot actually to take Scoots out. When Scoots was finished gutting a deer, Dick shot him point blank with his 4-10. The shot actually did not kill Scoots, but did wound him. One of the peices of buckshot did make it into his heart and gave him a mild heart attack.
President Dubya finished stating, "It's Americans like Dick that make this country great. I expect all Americans to do what Dicky did. If you've got to put a bullet in yer own granny cause she's grumbling about the government with her little 'bridge group', you can be sure it's the makin's of a terrorist cell! God Bless America!"
President Gee Dubya pinned the medal on Dick himself with tear-stained eyes, "This is a moment in history."
Dick appraoched the podium at a recent press conference and stated, "It broke my heart to have to do what I did. Scoots was a long-time freind and confidant. But when I found out that he had spent time on the internet reading crap like the R.A.G. Files, and the Farten County Sabbatical, The Onion and all that other crap, well...I even heard he was using the Google search bar!"
Vice President Dick then broke into tears.
Dick took Scoots on a "hunting" trip with him. It was all a CIA plot actually to take Scoots out. When Scoots was finished gutting a deer, Dick shot him point blank with his 4-10. The shot actually did not kill Scoots, but did wound him. One of the peices of buckshot did make it into his heart and gave him a mild heart attack.
President Dubya finished stating, "It's Americans like Dick that make this country great. I expect all Americans to do what Dicky did. If you've got to put a bullet in yer own granny cause she's grumbling about the government with her little 'bridge group', you can be sure it's the makin's of a terrorist cell! God Bless America!"
