Thursday, September 15, 2005
The Dentist Nazi of Faremount
Faremount. Dr. Haychew D.D.S. who operates his dental office out of the Mustard Health System Clinic in Faremount is world reknown for his excellent dental care, just don't miss an appointment.
One Suzanne Spinner, a single mom who seems to like having doors slammed in her face, missed a dentist appointment as she had just started a job and couldn't take off for her appointment. When she went to reschedule the Hygenist, nurse Frau Blukker, simply stated: "No appointment for you!!"
Taken aback, she asked why.
"Ve ave und polizee!" stated Blukker,"unt you vill follow it! You must give us 24 hours notice or you vill be blacklisted unt von't be allowed here again!"
"But I just started a job..."pleaded Suzanne, "...where are my kids going to go to the dentist at? Nobody takes U-care insurance?"
"Zat is not our problem! Ve ave a polizee, unt you must follow it! Now go!"
"But..."
"You must never return evah! Now go! No appointment for you!"
One Suzanne Spinner, a single mom who seems to like having doors slammed in her face, missed a dentist appointment as she had just started a job and couldn't take off for her appointment. When she went to reschedule the Hygenist, nurse Frau Blukker, simply stated: "No appointment for you!!"
Taken aback, she asked why.
"Ve ave und polizee!" stated Blukker,"unt you vill follow it! You must give us 24 hours notice or you vill be blacklisted unt von't be allowed here again!"
"But I just started a job..."pleaded Suzanne, "...where are my kids going to go to the dentist at? Nobody takes U-care insurance?"
"Zat is not our problem! Ve ave a polizee, unt you must follow it! Now go!"
"But..."
"You must never return evah! Now go! No appointment for you!"
