The R.A.G. Files

Chaos erupted in Quadramont this afternoon when four skanks entered the Bimbo Bread Store. The propriator told the skanks that only bimbos were allowed in the store and skanks were not welcome. "Well a bimbo is a skank!" one of the skanks said. The propriator noted however, that while a bimbo may be a skank, a skank cannot be a bimbo. "Look," said a skank in the store who overheard the discussion. "We're all sluts here. Can't we just get along?"

If any readers think discussions of bimbos, skanks and sluts is sexist, the reader is urged to refer to the examples of Tommy Lee, Collin Farell, the husband of Britney Spears, Dennis Rodman, Axle Rose and Easy E for proof that skanks comes in all shapes, sizes, genders, colors and occupations.