Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Shat Robertson Taken Out of Context
Robertson, VA. Days ago on his highly-rated, tele-vangelistic, "news" program, "The 900 Club", CEO Shat Robertson stated that he wanted to have the president of Venezuela asassinated for reasons of supporting communism and the muslim religion.
After taking a lot of flak from both sides for making that statement, he reiterated on national TV that he was taken out of context.
"I didn't mean asassinate him," Robertson stated, "I meant take him out, you know like kidnapping him or something."
More criticism came, even from his Christian followers stating that they feel like fools for following such a megalomaniac and want to set in motion all the money they've been sending him. A secret investigation into where these funds are going uncovered documents stating that the Shat Robertson College of True Faith Ministries was really a front training fundalmentalist Christian Jihad soldiers to take out key Muslim, Communist, and Liberal establishments.
The following day, Mr. Robertson stated, "They are soldiers for Jesus. And uh, my statement yesterday was also taken out of context. I...uh meant to say take him out (Venezualen Prez), like on a date. He's a very handsome man, and I just love those latino's."
Key board members of the 900 Club are debating whether to just take Shat Robertson off the air and find a place in the dessert for him.
After taking a lot of flak from both sides for making that statement, he reiterated on national TV that he was taken out of context.
"I didn't mean asassinate him," Robertson stated, "I meant take him out, you know like kidnapping him or something."
More criticism came, even from his Christian followers stating that they feel like fools for following such a megalomaniac and want to set in motion all the money they've been sending him. A secret investigation into where these funds are going uncovered documents stating that the Shat Robertson College of True Faith Ministries was really a front training fundalmentalist Christian Jihad soldiers to take out key Muslim, Communist, and Liberal establishments.
The following day, Mr. Robertson stated, "They are soldiers for Jesus. And uh, my statement yesterday was also taken out of context. I...uh meant to say take him out (Venezualen Prez), like on a date. He's a very handsome man, and I just love those latino's."
Key board members of the 900 Club are debating whether to just take Shat Robertson off the air and find a place in the dessert for him.
