Monday, August 01, 2005
Gee Dubya Comforts Bub Scouts
Washingtoon, D.C. As the Bub Scouts of America gathered for a ceremony to honor and mourn the 4 Bub Scouts Leaders who were struck by lightning for smiting the Lord, President Gee Dubya came to comfort the young men.
"I reckon ya'all pretty sad, huh?" he stated, "Well, if'n they didn't smite the good Lord, well, I reckon they'd be in a happier place. But since they done smited the big 'G', then I reckon they probably burnin like a s'more over wunna yer bon fires in the sulfur pits of Hades."
The crowd of Bub Scouts broke out in a loud sob, together in harmony. Even President Dubya dropped a tear or two from his eyes.
As the ceremony ended, jaded-has-been pop star MJ held a private sessions of "healing" as he calls it, for the greiving Bub Scouts. The "healing tents" are made up like circus big tops and free cans of "Hey Zues Juice" were passed out for the kids.
"It's a hard time for all of them." MJ stated, "even me. I think together we can heal each other. I can serve their needs, and they...can serve mine...hee heee."
"I reckon ya'all pretty sad, huh?" he stated, "Well, if'n they didn't smite the good Lord, well, I reckon they'd be in a happier place. But since they done smited the big 'G', then I reckon they probably burnin like a s'more over wunna yer bon fires in the sulfur pits of Hades."
The crowd of Bub Scouts broke out in a loud sob, together in harmony. Even President Dubya dropped a tear or two from his eyes.
As the ceremony ended, jaded-has-been pop star MJ held a private sessions of "healing" as he calls it, for the greiving Bub Scouts. The "healing tents" are made up like circus big tops and free cans of "Hey Zues Juice" were passed out for the kids.
"It's a hard time for all of them." MJ stated, "even me. I think together we can heal each other. I can serve their needs, and they...can serve mine...hee heee."
