Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Omaha Man Hires Himself a Mexican
Purina. While out spraying his parking lot of his Bus company, whilst his negro sweeps it with his corn broom, Hyman Assole noticed one of his tenants with something new.
One Jerry Faglione, a self-employed subcontractor who remodels kitchens, was at his shop that he rents from Hyman. He had his old college buddy, Lost Bird, with him who had moved down from Minnesota to find a better paying job.
"I actually, came over to his shop to collect some late rent." stated Mr. Assole, "You know how them Guinea's can be? Anyrates, I see him with a Wetback, so I says to Jerry 'Hey, you done got yerself a mexican to do all your shit work, huh?"
Jerry replied, "Uh, yeh, meet Pedro."
"Hola, senior!" Lost Bird greeted.
"Yep," Hyman continued, "I done only afford me a negro, I..I'm sorry, I mean a nigger-American. Peeps is touchy now-a-days, but you done got yerself a top of the line Mexicano! Business must done be good."
So now, I am known as "Toasted Marshmellow" in Brewman, MN, and "Pedro" in Purina, NE.
One Jerry Faglione, a self-employed subcontractor who remodels kitchens, was at his shop that he rents from Hyman. He had his old college buddy, Lost Bird, with him who had moved down from Minnesota to find a better paying job.
"I actually, came over to his shop to collect some late rent." stated Mr. Assole, "You know how them Guinea's can be? Anyrates, I see him with a Wetback, so I says to Jerry 'Hey, you done got yerself a mexican to do all your shit work, huh?"
Jerry replied, "Uh, yeh, meet Pedro."
"Hola, senior!" Lost Bird greeted.
"Yep," Hyman continued, "I done only afford me a negro, I..I'm sorry, I mean a nigger-American. Peeps is touchy now-a-days, but you done got yerself a top of the line Mexicano! Business must done be good."
So now, I am known as "Toasted Marshmellow" in Brewman, MN, and "Pedro" in Purina, NE.
