Friday, July 01, 2005
Minnesota Government Free
St. Paul. The Explore Minnesota publication is changing it's format as now Minnesota is free of government now that the Minnesota Government is shut down.
Minnesota is free of beuracracy, taxes, and anything else that happens to annoy the Minnesotan voter and taxpayer. Because of the latest legislative session was fruitless and neither sides could come up with any solution save one decision, they've decided to shut down. And what a coincidence it's Independence Day weekend. Because we as Minnesota citizens are now free to drink and drive without worry of police arresting us. We won't have to pay the taxes to our non-working state workers. The peoples are dividing themselves into clans now, ruling territories they have taken by tribal war. Gone are the county lines, gone are the city limits, gone are public state elections. Gone is Guv Nah Plenty.
See what happens when I decide to move out of state? Everything crumbles to the ground! I am drunk with power!
Also, gone is law and order. And state aid to those who really need it. Not you system-using, loser leech bastards that are able to work but are just too damn lazy!! So untill the government tries to open up again, I am ruling this section of the former state of Minnesota which I am calling "New New Zealand".
Minnesota is free of beuracracy, taxes, and anything else that happens to annoy the Minnesotan voter and taxpayer. Because of the latest legislative session was fruitless and neither sides could come up with any solution save one decision, they've decided to shut down. And what a coincidence it's Independence Day weekend. Because we as Minnesota citizens are now free to drink and drive without worry of police arresting us. We won't have to pay the taxes to our non-working state workers. The peoples are dividing themselves into clans now, ruling territories they have taken by tribal war. Gone are the county lines, gone are the city limits, gone are public state elections. Gone is Guv Nah Plenty.
See what happens when I decide to move out of state? Everything crumbles to the ground! I am drunk with power!
Also, gone is law and order. And state aid to those who really need it. Not you system-using, loser leech bastards that are able to work but are just too damn lazy!! So untill the government tries to open up again, I am ruling this section of the former state of Minnesota which I am calling "New New Zealand".
