Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Lil Wanker British Airline Opens
Liverspots, UK. While most London children are deathly afraid to walk out into the dreary atmoshpere of Terror-stricken Britian, one child is busy starting his own airlines.
16 year-old Nigel Wanker III has just received his pilots licence and opens his "Lil' Wanker" Airlines starting November 1st of this year.
"It was really simple, actually." Nigel stated, "Once I 'ad me permit to fly, me thoughts it would be rather funny if'n i'd could fly chaps aroun' and me mates. So's I looked into it, an lo and behold, it twas easier than me thoughts."
Nigel found financial backing from a mysterious benefactor from Saudi Arabia, whom was willing to finance the entire project.
"Me mum's has about 25 quid invested, but those blokes in the middle east ave more say then me poor ol mumsy. They only ask me to fly them under other names to certian destinations without telling anyone...oops, guess me brain wasn't workin there, aye guv nah? aye wot?"
16 year-old Nigel Wanker III has just received his pilots licence and opens his "Lil' Wanker" Airlines starting November 1st of this year.
"It was really simple, actually." Nigel stated, "Once I 'ad me permit to fly, me thoughts it would be rather funny if'n i'd could fly chaps aroun' and me mates. So's I looked into it, an lo and behold, it twas easier than me thoughts."
Nigel found financial backing from a mysterious benefactor from Saudi Arabia, whom was willing to finance the entire project.
"Me mum's has about 25 quid invested, but those blokes in the middle east ave more say then me poor ol mumsy. They only ask me to fly them under other names to certian destinations without telling anyone...oops, guess me brain wasn't workin there, aye guv nah? aye wot?"
