Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Exodus 2005
Paradise, S.C. As it happened thousands of years ago, it happens again. There is a mass exodus of Fundalmentalist Christians to the community they have named Paradise in South Carolina.
Fed up with what they have dubbed a "not conservative enough" Republican government, and the sins of the country they live in, they have decided to start their own community and their own government. They want a place to be free to be the upstanding christians that they are and be able to judge the world in peace.
"We are ready to succeed from the Union if need be if this government doesn't start doing things the way we want them." stated founding member of Paradise Hyman Hippocrates.
The White house has answered this statement with this, "If you panty waists think you can take a state from us, lets see what you'd do if'n we just blew up the entire state with a nuke!"
It's the R.A.G.'s opinion that they have the right idea, they can have their own state, and do their own thing on their own soil, but who would they go door to door to?
Fed up with what they have dubbed a "not conservative enough" Republican government, and the sins of the country they live in, they have decided to start their own community and their own government. They want a place to be free to be the upstanding christians that they are and be able to judge the world in peace.
"We are ready to succeed from the Union if need be if this government doesn't start doing things the way we want them." stated founding member of Paradise Hyman Hippocrates.
The White house has answered this statement with this, "If you panty waists think you can take a state from us, lets see what you'd do if'n we just blew up the entire state with a nuke!"
It's the R.A.G.'s opinion that they have the right idea, they can have their own state, and do their own thing on their own soil, but who would they go door to door to?
