Monday, June 27, 2005
War in Brewman
Brewman. It started as a family gathering. A reuniting of Lost Bird and Hair-e Guy. With Spam, Suzanne, Nice, Messy, Bananna, and Sparkle Spinner. A bon-fire, to welcome the sun and all it's glory. It was the annual solstice celebration on Spamela Spinner's Home for wayward Boxers and exostential cats.
Hair-e Guy, the man to come to for military surplus, and high explosives, herbal medication, and facinating Boy Scout stories started the night off with some harmless red-white-blue bamboo sparklers with the kids. Then, he started to bring out the big guns. It was then that the neighbors across the road answered in a war cry with a missle bombardment into the air.
The war lasted for at least 10 minutes, until Hair-e produced his flare gun and fired 3 shots into the air taking out Nice Spinner, Suzanne Spinner and a hapless red squirrel, whom was celebrating with his own family. Nice recovered with just shrapnel wounds, Suzanne only mild fright, and Squeeky the Squirrel disintegrated by "friendly fire".
The war is set to continue next weekend, when both factions will be celebrating the fourth of July.
Hair-e Guy, the man to come to for military surplus, and high explosives, herbal medication, and facinating Boy Scout stories started the night off with some harmless red-white-blue bamboo sparklers with the kids. Then, he started to bring out the big guns. It was then that the neighbors across the road answered in a war cry with a missle bombardment into the air.
The war lasted for at least 10 minutes, until Hair-e produced his flare gun and fired 3 shots into the air taking out Nice Spinner, Suzanne Spinner and a hapless red squirrel, whom was celebrating with his own family. Nice recovered with just shrapnel wounds, Suzanne only mild fright, and Squeeky the Squirrel disintegrated by "friendly fire".
The war is set to continue next weekend, when both factions will be celebrating the fourth of July.
