Tuesday, June 28, 2005
OJ Helps MJ Find the Real Child Molester
Only in California. It's the dynamic duo! Not since Adam West and Burt Ward donned the infamous cape and cowl of Batman and RObin has there been a better team-up of heroes.
OJ has flown to California to team up with Pop Star MJ to find the "real" child molester. This coming in the wake of MJ's trial in which he was accused of molesting a 13 year old boy suffering from cancer, using a mixture he allegedly called "Hey Zeus" Juice, a mixture of Diet Pepsi and BoonsFarm Wine. MJ was acquitted of all 10 charges and has teamed up with OJ, formerly accused of murdering his ex-wife and her lover, to find the real child molester.
"I'm goan help that lil sissy boy singer find dat molester, and we'se goan bring him tah justice!" quoted OJ at a recent press conference.
"He's such a big big man, and so very hepfull." cried MJ on the former football players broad shoulders. "He's bringin' his chillin' over to my Ranch to play tonight. It's the least I could do for all the hep and support he's given me. tee-hee."
The duo of crime fighters have concluded that the person who molested the children, is also the same person who murdered OJ's ex-wife. The R.A.G. Files will keep you informed as the search continues.
OJ has flown to California to team up with Pop Star MJ to find the "real" child molester. This coming in the wake of MJ's trial in which he was accused of molesting a 13 year old boy suffering from cancer, using a mixture he allegedly called "Hey Zeus" Juice, a mixture of Diet Pepsi and BoonsFarm Wine. MJ was acquitted of all 10 charges and has teamed up with OJ, formerly accused of murdering his ex-wife and her lover, to find the real child molester.
"I'm goan help that lil sissy boy singer find dat molester, and we'se goan bring him tah justice!" quoted OJ at a recent press conference.
"He's such a big big man, and so very hepfull." cried MJ on the former football players broad shoulders. "He's bringin' his chillin' over to my Ranch to play tonight. It's the least I could do for all the hep and support he's given me. tee-hee."
The duo of crime fighters have concluded that the person who molested the children, is also the same person who murdered OJ's ex-wife. The R.A.G. Files will keep you informed as the search continues.
