Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Moon Valley Sheriff is 'Deep Throat'
Faremount. As many before him, Sheriff Vlad Gephardt stands claim to the identity of "Deep Throat".
"I'm Deep Throat, dammit!" he claimed at his last press confrence. "I was the one who brought out the information back then and brought our government to it's righteousness to date. It was me."
Several members of the community were shocked as the identity was formerly claimed by Faremount Police Officer Hymie Cadaver.
Many of Gephardt's classmates verify what he has claimed.
"Yep, I could see that..." claimed one anonymous classmate, "he was always looking for a conspiracy in local and student government. And, he spent so much time under authorities desks, everyone called him 'Deep Throat'."
When asked what "Watergate" entailed, Gephardt replied, "Something about fornication in a hotel or something like that, I'm sure of it! It doesn't matter anyways. That was the past! I'm deep throat!"
"I'm Deep Throat, dammit!" he claimed at his last press confrence. "I was the one who brought out the information back then and brought our government to it's righteousness to date. It was me."
Several members of the community were shocked as the identity was formerly claimed by Faremount Police Officer Hymie Cadaver.
Many of Gephardt's classmates verify what he has claimed.
"Yep, I could see that..." claimed one anonymous classmate, "he was always looking for a conspiracy in local and student government. And, he spent so much time under authorities desks, everyone called him 'Deep Throat'."
When asked what "Watergate" entailed, Gephardt replied, "Something about fornication in a hotel or something like that, I'm sure of it! It doesn't matter anyways. That was the past! I'm deep throat!"
