Tuesday, June 14, 2005
MJ Throws Pajama Victory Party
Santa Barbera. The verdict is in. Lost Bird angry that another celebrity has taken the glitz of his birthday. In 1994 it was O.J. on June 13th that had my family surrounding the TV as he made his LA drive in his white Bronco as I sat by my birthday cake alone singing happy birthday to me. Now, MJ, has taken my fire again.
MJ, the self-crowned "King of Pap", was found innocent by a jury of counts of child molestation, kidnapping, serving alcohol to a minor, and being a freak. The pap star celebrated by throwing a big pajama party at his Everland ranch. Thousands of fans dropped their children off at the ranch for the celebration. Cost was only $1,000 per child, (12 and under). Price includes a 5 night stay, admission to the amusement park, monkey food for Trubbles the chimp, and all the "Hey Zues" juice they can drink.
Some across America were stunned at the verdict. Proving that once again, money and celebrity is everything. You can molest children, murder your wife and her boyfriend, or anything else as long as you have money.
**The R.A.G. Files after receiving a large sum of money from the Everland Ranch, would like to rescind this article and apologize for any harm to Mr. J's reputation as a misunderstood adult-child who just has a lot of love to give to the children. We are just "ignorant".
***Hey, Hair-e Guy, think you're getting your cut? Ha, I'm frickin' outta here!!
MJ, the self-crowned "King of Pap", was found innocent by a jury of counts of child molestation, kidnapping, serving alcohol to a minor, and being a freak. The pap star celebrated by throwing a big pajama party at his Everland ranch. Thousands of fans dropped their children off at the ranch for the celebration. Cost was only $1,000 per child, (12 and under). Price includes a 5 night stay, admission to the amusement park, monkey food for Trubbles the chimp, and all the "Hey Zues" juice they can drink.
Some across America were stunned at the verdict. Proving that once again, money and celebrity is everything. You can molest children, murder your wife and her boyfriend, or anything else as long as you have money.
**The R.A.G. Files after receiving a large sum of money from the Everland Ranch, would like to rescind this article and apologize for any harm to Mr. J's reputation as a misunderstood adult-child who just has a lot of love to give to the children. We are just "ignorant".
***Hey, Hair-e Guy, think you're getting your cut? Ha, I'm frickin' outta here!!
