Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Minnesota Legislation Tardballs
St. Paul. The next time you vote in legislation, think about this every election. The current legislators are sitting around pouting and not being able to close their session threatening a statewide government shut-down. All those precious tax dollars.
Guv Nah Plenty is blaming the DFL for not bending to the will the Republican Gestapo. "Maybe they should think about what happened to Senator Fellstone." he quoted. Fellstone, a popular senator and die-hard DFL leader whom mysteriously died in a plane crash.
Another representative from Moon Valley, (R) Bobert Goonter, stated, "It's simple, if those damn DFL heathens would give me my seat back I'd be more agreeable! But nooooooo...I've had that seat for the last 4 years, and some snot nose hippie comes in and takes it from me! Hmmf!"
The impending government shut down threatens state aid to thousands of single mothers, foster children and the like. One wonders what it would be like if former pro-wrestler/Mayor/Governor Messy Van Nuys would handle this. Quoted from the last stand-still during his term as Governor, "Either make some decisions by lunch, or I'm running for governor again!"
Guv Nah Plenty is blaming the DFL for not bending to the will the Republican Gestapo. "Maybe they should think about what happened to Senator Fellstone." he quoted. Fellstone, a popular senator and die-hard DFL leader whom mysteriously died in a plane crash.
Another representative from Moon Valley, (R) Bobert Goonter, stated, "It's simple, if those damn DFL heathens would give me my seat back I'd be more agreeable! But nooooooo...I've had that seat for the last 4 years, and some snot nose hippie comes in and takes it from me! Hmmf!"
The impending government shut down threatens state aid to thousands of single mothers, foster children and the like. One wonders what it would be like if former pro-wrestler/Mayor/Governor Messy Van Nuys would handle this. Quoted from the last stand-still during his term as Governor, "Either make some decisions by lunch, or I'm running for governor again!"
