Monday, June 06, 2005
Lost Bird Comes Out of the Closet
Faremount. After countless references to Lost Bird being referred to as a Mexican, Itallian, Porto Rican, Asian...etc...Lost Bird finalizes his true origin to the masses.
Despite rumours that he really was just a very tan Norwegian, the R.A.G. Files have investigated the sordid past of this reporter and have come up with some unbeleivable conclusions.
Lost Bird's mother, is half-irish half-maori of the ngapuhi tribe. Dirived from the far north of the North island of New Zealand. His mom's, (or mum's) mother, or his maternal grandmother was half-irish (McGrath's of Donelgal Ireland) and half-maori (TeRore). His maternal grandfather was also half-Irish (Mathews) and half-Maori (Matui). Lost Bird's father, is half-irish half-english. His paternal grandmother is Irish (Hamilton from Dublin Ireland) and his paternal grandfather is part-english (Walters of Hampshire), part-prussian (Baedekker), and part-Native American (Crow-Wing Lakota).
So what does this all mean? Well, not a whole hell of a lot. Just that he's tired of Hispanics talking spanish to him, whites calling him "wetback" or "spic", Lao's calling him "brother giant" and everyone just staring at him wanting to know but afraid to ask. If you don't think it's tough being me, then try to get married and having someone tell you to marry your own kind then. I am the epitamy of the American Melting pot. I am American, how's that?
Despite rumours that he really was just a very tan Norwegian, the R.A.G. Files have investigated the sordid past of this reporter and have come up with some unbeleivable conclusions.
Lost Bird's mother, is half-irish half-maori of the ngapuhi tribe. Dirived from the far north of the North island of New Zealand. His mom's, (or mum's) mother, or his maternal grandmother was half-irish (McGrath's of Donelgal Ireland) and half-maori (TeRore). His maternal grandfather was also half-Irish (Mathews) and half-Maori (Matui). Lost Bird's father, is half-irish half-english. His paternal grandmother is Irish (Hamilton from Dublin Ireland) and his paternal grandfather is part-english (Walters of Hampshire), part-prussian (Baedekker), and part-Native American (Crow-Wing Lakota).
So what does this all mean? Well, not a whole hell of a lot. Just that he's tired of Hispanics talking spanish to him, whites calling him "wetback" or "spic", Lao's calling him "brother giant" and everyone just staring at him wanting to know but afraid to ask. If you don't think it's tough being me, then try to get married and having someone tell you to marry your own kind then. I am the epitamy of the American Melting pot. I am American, how's that?
