The R.A.G. Files

Milan. Suspected terrorist (used loosely) Akmed Blahzahappsalomasan, was kidnapped and shipped off to a U.S. Gulag by the C.I.A. in Milan, Italy last week. The action caused more friction than you can shake a stick at between American and Itallian governments.
"Who dah (swear word) do those Yankee dictating (swear word) think they are?" quoted Itallian premeire Guiseppe Caglione, "Dis is my (swear word) turf! Dose (swear word) CIA mother-(swear word)'s bettah have a good response to dis, or I will cut off their (swear word) (male organ) and send it to their families so they can eat it!!!"
According to CIA reports, the kidnapping was planned out and that certain members of Itallian intellegence knew of these actions.
"When I find out who in dis family knew about dis and didn't tell me..." Premeire Caglione started.
The fact that our government can come into another country and kidnap another person based on suspisions of terrorism is a bit scary. Nevertheless, this didn't help the situation any as Italy is still pissed that an inexperienced U.S. soldier shot an Itallian spy.
"That's another thing," continued Caglione. "That spy was my (swear word) cousin! An eye fer an eye! That's the way we run things around heres!"