Friday, May 20, 2005
Star Wars: Attack of the Tooth Fairy
Faremount. The opening of the latest installment in the Star Wars saga starting screening across America at midnight Wednesday. Bringing out geeks and freaks in all their Star Wars regalia. From Chewbacca, Jedi's, Darth Vaders and even, yes...the tooth fairy!
One Sparkles Spinner, age 5, went to see the Revenge of the Sith with her mom, mom's boyfriend, nanna, and older sister. The movie, in and of itself a good story with a lot of action, and a lot of violence. While fighting off her mother's sheilding hands during the movie, Sparkles fell asleep in her mom's lap. That was when, the tooth fairy struck.
"I was just sitting there admiring the way Yoda talks like Grover if he was dyslexic, and I went to check on Sparkles and there was blood dripping out of her mouth." the frantic mother, one Suzanne Spinner commented, "I looked in her mouth and her tooth was missing! I asked my boyfriend if he had a napkin and he didn't! Can you beleive that? He didn't even have a napkin!!"
When asked why he didn't have a napkin, Spinner's boyfriend commented, "Duhrrrrrrrr...."
The tooth is still missing and Sparkles still awaits some ching under her pillow from the tooth fairy. She is also in counseling with her sister after watching Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader) having cut down Jedi children, and then having his own limbs removed and then watching him slowly burn to a crisp.
One Sparkles Spinner, age 5, went to see the Revenge of the Sith with her mom, mom's boyfriend, nanna, and older sister. The movie, in and of itself a good story with a lot of action, and a lot of violence. While fighting off her mother's sheilding hands during the movie, Sparkles fell asleep in her mom's lap. That was when, the tooth fairy struck.
"I was just sitting there admiring the way Yoda talks like Grover if he was dyslexic, and I went to check on Sparkles and there was blood dripping out of her mouth." the frantic mother, one Suzanne Spinner commented, "I looked in her mouth and her tooth was missing! I asked my boyfriend if he had a napkin and he didn't! Can you beleive that? He didn't even have a napkin!!"
When asked why he didn't have a napkin, Spinner's boyfriend commented, "Duhrrrrrrrr...."
The tooth is still missing and Sparkles still awaits some ching under her pillow from the tooth fairy. She is also in counseling with her sister after watching Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader) having cut down Jedi children, and then having his own limbs removed and then watching him slowly burn to a crisp.
