Thursday, May 12, 2005
The Sky is Falling
Washington, D.C. The White House was on alert again as there was an unidentified flying object flying into restricted airspace above the Executive mansion.
A red alert was called out and many members of the senate were evacuated including Vice President Dickie, First Lady Laura Dubya and Former First Lady Reagan. President Dubya was out riding his bicycle in Connecticut.
The alert came out as this location was one of the intended targets of the 9-11 attacks. After F-16 fighter jets and blackhawk helicopters were dispatched to the airspace, they identified the object as a flock of Canadian Geese who were lost during the migration period.
The F-16 jets fired a warning flare at the geese, who in turn took a shat on their windshields. There was a heated dog fight that ended with 6 of the flock dead and a blackhawk copter down. The flock was taken down in East Texas by National Guardsmen and local hunters.
"Great!" Gee Dubya proclaimed, "Now Al quieda is training Canadian Gooses to attack Americans! I'm afraid I'm going to have to invade Canada now!"
A red alert was called out and many members of the senate were evacuated including Vice President Dickie, First Lady Laura Dubya and Former First Lady Reagan. President Dubya was out riding his bicycle in Connecticut.
The alert came out as this location was one of the intended targets of the 9-11 attacks. After F-16 fighter jets and blackhawk helicopters were dispatched to the airspace, they identified the object as a flock of Canadian Geese who were lost during the migration period.
The F-16 jets fired a warning flare at the geese, who in turn took a shat on their windshields. There was a heated dog fight that ended with 6 of the flock dead and a blackhawk copter down. The flock was taken down in East Texas by National Guardsmen and local hunters.
"Great!" Gee Dubya proclaimed, "Now Al quieda is training Canadian Gooses to attack Americans! I'm afraid I'm going to have to invade Canada now!"
