Thursday, May 19, 2005
Nazi Stadium In Minneapolis
Minneapolis. The Minnesota Twins will be playing in a new stadium built in honor of Adolf Hitler. At least according to conspiracy theorist/Nazi hunter/historian Dim Undersen.
Looking at the model of the new proposed and so far approved new stadium, Undersen said that the roof supports of the stadium with a retractable roof form a swastika. And it can be clearly seen from a certain angle, from above and below.
The German architect balked at the accusation. "Zat ist ridiculiss! I vill pay herr Underzen a visit and hav a tok wizz him!"
Looking at the model, one can see the beautiful statues of Atlantean gods on each corner. The plaque in front of the door reading "Rudolph Hisler Memorial Stadium". The showers under the bleachers are attached to a natural gas line, for hot water I'm assuming. There are also huge furnaces under home plate with generic rooms and the star of David emblazoned on the walls.
The Twins will also be wearing brown uniforms after their first season in the new stadium, donning the Minnesota Twins new name and logo, the name Minnesota Twins will now be the Minnesota Gestapo, to give a more intimidating feel to it. The new logo is a design of the roof of the new stadium, that I guess if in the right light does look like a swasticka.
Looking at the model of the new proposed and so far approved new stadium, Undersen said that the roof supports of the stadium with a retractable roof form a swastika. And it can be clearly seen from a certain angle, from above and below.
The German architect balked at the accusation. "Zat ist ridiculiss! I vill pay herr Underzen a visit and hav a tok wizz him!"
Looking at the model, one can see the beautiful statues of Atlantean gods on each corner. The plaque in front of the door reading "Rudolph Hisler Memorial Stadium". The showers under the bleachers are attached to a natural gas line, for hot water I'm assuming. There are also huge furnaces under home plate with generic rooms and the star of David emblazoned on the walls.
The Twins will also be wearing brown uniforms after their first season in the new stadium, donning the Minnesota Twins new name and logo, the name Minnesota Twins will now be the Minnesota Gestapo, to give a more intimidating feel to it. The new logo is a design of the roof of the new stadium, that I guess if in the right light does look like a swasticka.
