Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Have You Seen Us?
Harry Guye DOB: 10.18.73
Height: 5 ft. 8 in.
Wight: 180 lbs and probably still growing
Manboobs? YES!!
Last seen with:
Spamy the SPAM Guy DOB:1941
Height: 4 ft. x 4 ft.
weight: 100 lbs.
Skin: blue with gold trim, red innards once top is peeled back.
Manboobs? N/A
If you see either one of these individuals contact local law enforcement forthwith. Do not approach. Spamy may be carrying high density lipoproteins which can clog arterial pathways to truth and justice. Spamy may appear jovial but he should be considered firece, powerful and resolute.
Harry is an area mentally unsound man with self injurious behaviors and the attention span of a flea. He is a big boy who waddles like a duck and farts like a swamp whenever agitated, excited, afraid or agitated. Approach cautiously, holding sugary custard filled baked good at arms length while saying "yum, yum, yum" in an encouraging tone of voice. He will respond.
Height: 5 ft. 8 in.
Wight: 180 lbs and probably still growing
Manboobs? YES!!
Last seen with:
Spamy the SPAM Guy DOB:1941
Height: 4 ft. x 4 ft.
weight: 100 lbs.
Skin: blue with gold trim, red innards once top is peeled back.
Manboobs? N/A
If you see either one of these individuals contact local law enforcement forthwith. Do not approach. Spamy may be carrying high density lipoproteins which can clog arterial pathways to truth and justice. Spamy may appear jovial but he should be considered firece, powerful and resolute.
Harry is an area mentally unsound man with self injurious behaviors and the attention span of a flea. He is a big boy who waddles like a duck and farts like a swamp whenever agitated, excited, afraid or agitated. Approach cautiously, holding sugary custard filled baked good at arms length while saying "yum, yum, yum" in an encouraging tone of voice. He will respond.
