Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Gee Dubya Calls Amnesty Int'l 'Crybabies'
Washington D.C. Gee Dubya should've been the one wearing a flak jacket when giving a press conference the other day in the Rose Garden of the White House.
The President was criticized for his handling of prisoners in Guantanomo Bay and Abu Graib, with the recent report from Amnesty International. The report stated that the two prisoner of war camps were like "soviet-era gulags". The reports backed up by internet photos and the false-reporting by Newsweak magazine.
"Whut they done wrote about them there prisons is a trav--triv--bad!" Gee Dubya started, "I done reckon they ain't never spent a night in the hooskow b'fore in their lives! They just a bunch of crybabies!"
When asked by reporters about the recent events where guards at Abu Graib were photographed doing what Amnesty International is reporting about, Dubya replied, "They is terrorist, fer chrissakes! I ain't done wanna hear about no Geneva Convention crap spit at me about this! Now c'mon, fellahs, let's have a barbecue!"
The President was criticized for his handling of prisoners in Guantanomo Bay and Abu Graib, with the recent report from Amnesty International. The report stated that the two prisoner of war camps were like "soviet-era gulags". The reports backed up by internet photos and the false-reporting by Newsweak magazine.
"Whut they done wrote about them there prisons is a trav--triv--bad!" Gee Dubya started, "I done reckon they ain't never spent a night in the hooskow b'fore in their lives! They just a bunch of crybabies!"
When asked by reporters about the recent events where guards at Abu Graib were photographed doing what Amnesty International is reporting about, Dubya replied, "They is terrorist, fer chrissakes! I ain't done wanna hear about no Geneva Convention crap spit at me about this! Now c'mon, fellahs, let's have a barbecue!"
