Thursday, May 12, 2005
Cross-dresser Busted at Senior Prom
Lake Genteva. Prom, a night that most students look forward to. Dressing up, limos, dates, dancing, partying, cross-dressing.....?
Senior Jock, Jerry Loafee went to his prom with a guy friend of his and decided he would be the bitch. Dressed scantly in a tight black spaghetti-strap dress and platform shoes and a blonde wig, he looked forward to a night of fun with his friends. Only to be turned away at the door. This did not stop Loafee who returned wearing a black and tan plaid tux, complete with velcro straps. When in the dance hall, Loafee ripped off the tux and gyrated his way through the crowd and became the queen of the ball.
A security guard nabbed his cross-dressing ass and booted him out just before he was crowned Prom Queen.
Loafee faces charges of disorderly conduct and a fine of $245, and he is also suspended from his next sports activity. Loafee, an avid athlete for Lake Genteva Intolerance High School, said he was singled out.
Principal Rottinger said, "We cannot have this sort of hedonistic, immorality in our schools! I don't care if he is a great athlete or not! What's next? Pretty soon our female students will be dressing up in tuxedos or wanting to wear pants for God's sakes!"
Rottinger added that if there was going to be any gyrating, it could only be in a hetero sexual way, no "rod-on-rod" action will be tolerated at the school functions.
The incident has created a new post of rules and regulations now immortalized on a plaque when you walk into the school:
1. Thou shalt lust for the opposite sex.
2. Thou shalt not lust for the same sex.
3. Males must wear male clothing, in drab colors.
4. Females must wear knee length skirts or flower print dresses.
5. There shall be no comedic antics during your adolecent lifetime.
6. No laughing or enjoying your education.
7. You will not act like a teenager, but more like a young republican.
Senior Jock, Jerry Loafee went to his prom with a guy friend of his and decided he would be the bitch. Dressed scantly in a tight black spaghetti-strap dress and platform shoes and a blonde wig, he looked forward to a night of fun with his friends. Only to be turned away at the door. This did not stop Loafee who returned wearing a black and tan plaid tux, complete with velcro straps. When in the dance hall, Loafee ripped off the tux and gyrated his way through the crowd and became the queen of the ball.
A security guard nabbed his cross-dressing ass and booted him out just before he was crowned Prom Queen.
Loafee faces charges of disorderly conduct and a fine of $245, and he is also suspended from his next sports activity. Loafee, an avid athlete for Lake Genteva Intolerance High School, said he was singled out.
Principal Rottinger said, "We cannot have this sort of hedonistic, immorality in our schools! I don't care if he is a great athlete or not! What's next? Pretty soon our female students will be dressing up in tuxedos or wanting to wear pants for God's sakes!"
Rottinger added that if there was going to be any gyrating, it could only be in a hetero sexual way, no "rod-on-rod" action will be tolerated at the school functions.
The incident has created a new post of rules and regulations now immortalized on a plaque when you walk into the school:
1. Thou shalt lust for the opposite sex.
2. Thou shalt not lust for the same sex.
3. Males must wear male clothing, in drab colors.
4. Females must wear knee length skirts or flower print dresses.
5. There shall be no comedic antics during your adolecent lifetime.
6. No laughing or enjoying your education.
7. You will not act like a teenager, but more like a young republican.
