Friday, April 08, 2005
We Is All Ignant
Faremount. Sister station to KFMT, KSOM aka 1730 am Todays Best Country, has a program called the "Trading Post" at 8:30am. The program accepts snail mail, email and faxed submissions of items for sale by individuals around the area. The following is an actual submission by a woman, aged 57, from Faremount:
"Fur Sale, I don gots on baby hammer. i don paye $25 fo it. will acce exxe tak better munny fo it. baby hammer fo sal call me if want baby hammir. 507-555-3234. dun leef a messag if I not hom. baby hammer. or best munny."
First off, a "fur" sale? What's a "baby hammer"? Is this a "hammer" to split the skull of "Baby" seals for their "Fur"? Is "Munny" ancient currency? What the hell?
If anyone out there knows what a "baby hammer" is, please tell the R.A.G. Files. We were under the impression we knew everything, ie. Mobile Moguls, Inc. But there's always something new.
"Fur Sale, I don gots on baby hammer. i don paye $25 fo it. will acce exxe tak better munny fo it. baby hammer fo sal call me if want baby hammir. 507-555-3234. dun leef a messag if I not hom. baby hammer. or best munny."
First off, a "fur" sale? What's a "baby hammer"? Is this a "hammer" to split the skull of "Baby" seals for their "Fur"? Is "Munny" ancient currency? What the hell?
If anyone out there knows what a "baby hammer" is, please tell the R.A.G. Files. We were under the impression we knew everything, ie. Mobile Moguls, Inc. But there's always something new.
