Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Terry Weaselmann Pleads Out Another One
Faremount. Moon Valley County's district attorney, Terry Weaselmann, known for his expertise in the plea bargain, does it again.
Harry Berg, who had Faremount's finest at a standoff last month, plead guilty of the charge of 2nd degree Burglary. Mr. Berg was spotted putting a friends shotgun in his truck and police were called to investigate. He was trailed to his home, and refused to give himself up. Police fearing he would use the shotgun against them, they called out their Big Guns, who did about 6 hours of posing for Centinial camera's, eventhough the standoff was only an hour long.
Weaselmann, stated that he dropped the charges of First degree Burglary and Obstruction of Justice because Berg was a big scary man and Weaselmann stated he doesn't deal well with confrontations. Which is the reason he leaves most cases up to his bungling assistant D.A.
Come to find out, the friend of Berg, alleged victum, said if he knew it was Harry that was spotted taking his gun he wouldn't have pressed charges against him.
Harry Berg, costing the taxpayers more money than the oxygen he's worth, received 8 months probation, a slap on the wrist, and a free month in alcohol treatment thanks to the taxpayers.
"It was good chance for us to pose down." said Sargeant Leroy Pee, "anychance we can look good in our uniforms and flex a few, then we'll be there!"
Harry Berg, who had Faremount's finest at a standoff last month, plead guilty of the charge of 2nd degree Burglary. Mr. Berg was spotted putting a friends shotgun in his truck and police were called to investigate. He was trailed to his home, and refused to give himself up. Police fearing he would use the shotgun against them, they called out their Big Guns, who did about 6 hours of posing for Centinial camera's, eventhough the standoff was only an hour long.
Weaselmann, stated that he dropped the charges of First degree Burglary and Obstruction of Justice because Berg was a big scary man and Weaselmann stated he doesn't deal well with confrontations. Which is the reason he leaves most cases up to his bungling assistant D.A.
Come to find out, the friend of Berg, alleged victum, said if he knew it was Harry that was spotted taking his gun he wouldn't have pressed charges against him.
Harry Berg, costing the taxpayers more money than the oxygen he's worth, received 8 months probation, a slap on the wrist, and a free month in alcohol treatment thanks to the taxpayers.
"It was good chance for us to pose down." said Sargeant Leroy Pee, "anychance we can look good in our uniforms and flex a few, then we'll be there!"
