Tuesday, April 12, 2005
New Memorial Speed Bump
Brewman. Known Hepatitus C carrier and crack whore, Dizzaray Fahl, was struck last week by a pick up truck. Due to complications of her injuries, she died last Saturday at St. Joseph A. Manual Hospital in Pankato.
"Dizz", as she was called by her friends, "White Tornado" by her clientelle, made her living early in life as a stripper for many different "gentleman's clubs" in the area. During which time she developed a cocaine habit. The "exotic dancing" gig wasn't paying the bills or the supplier so she decided that prostitution would do the trick. Along with the stipend of her rich parents (the infamous Fahl's of Faremount, Fahl Lake named after them), she was making money hand over fist.
Eventually, the legality of her career caught up with her and she was arrested by the Moon Valley Sheriff's department. Then headed by Sheriff Bob Messy, who was really a puppet for captian Kent Seegar. Ken worked out a professional relationship with her, she would do "favors" shall we say for him, and he would overlook any legal trouble she'd get into. Favors from sexual, to tipping him off on other crimes.
The relationship was fruitful until Sheriff Messy lost the election to Vlad Gephardt. The new sheriff replaced retired Seegar with Vlad Shady and "Dizz" lost her legal connection.
Due to her "service" to the area, Mobile Moguls, Inc. has donated a memorial speed bump at the spot on highway 15 where she was struck.
"Well, with the spring season here," commented Mobile Moguls CEO, Hair-e-guy, "we don't have much business in mobile mogulity."
"Dizz", as she was called by her friends, "White Tornado" by her clientelle, made her living early in life as a stripper for many different "gentleman's clubs" in the area. During which time she developed a cocaine habit. The "exotic dancing" gig wasn't paying the bills or the supplier so she decided that prostitution would do the trick. Along with the stipend of her rich parents (the infamous Fahl's of Faremount, Fahl Lake named after them), she was making money hand over fist.
Eventually, the legality of her career caught up with her and she was arrested by the Moon Valley Sheriff's department. Then headed by Sheriff Bob Messy, who was really a puppet for captian Kent Seegar. Ken worked out a professional relationship with her, she would do "favors" shall we say for him, and he would overlook any legal trouble she'd get into. Favors from sexual, to tipping him off on other crimes.
The relationship was fruitful until Sheriff Messy lost the election to Vlad Gephardt. The new sheriff replaced retired Seegar with Vlad Shady and "Dizz" lost her legal connection.
Due to her "service" to the area, Mobile Moguls, Inc. has donated a memorial speed bump at the spot on highway 15 where she was struck.
"Well, with the spring season here," commented Mobile Moguls CEO, Hair-e-guy, "we don't have much business in mobile mogulity."
