Friday, April 08, 2005
Lost Bird Goes Underground, Underground
Faremount. Having inadvertantly invited a virus to play havoc upon the company computer system, Lost Bird has been barred from the internet at his place of employment, radio station KFMT (aka Best Real Classic Rock Mix 105.6 FM).
It was innocent enough, looking for some news stories on the local web page when pop-up windows filled the screen like bunny rabbits in spring.
KFMT general manager, Goodie Goodard, told Lost Bird that he could not use the internet on company computers indefinitely, and could only use his measly MS Word program to type out his commercials about hybrid soybeans, with corn-borer insecticide, or the S225 Skid Steer Front Load Capacity tractor, etc.
So now, Lost Bird, hiding in the recesses of the janitor's closet, hops on the internet when he can. Wary of the oncoming viruses waiting to invade again.
Lost Bird is charged $60 per hour that it takes the IT tech to fix the problem. So far, the IT Tech has been working on the problem for 40 hours. Lost Bird stopped having smokes with the IT Tech, as he realized he was paying for this time and was borrowing said IT Tech smokes.
It was innocent enough, looking for some news stories on the local web page when pop-up windows filled the screen like bunny rabbits in spring.
KFMT general manager, Goodie Goodard, told Lost Bird that he could not use the internet on company computers indefinitely, and could only use his measly MS Word program to type out his commercials about hybrid soybeans, with corn-borer insecticide, or the S225 Skid Steer Front Load Capacity tractor, etc.
So now, Lost Bird, hiding in the recesses of the janitor's closet, hops on the internet when he can. Wary of the oncoming viruses waiting to invade again.
Lost Bird is charged $60 per hour that it takes the IT tech to fix the problem. So far, the IT Tech has been working on the problem for 40 hours. Lost Bird stopped having smokes with the IT Tech, as he realized he was paying for this time and was borrowing said IT Tech smokes.
