The R.A.G. Files

St. Paul. Fallout from a Spinner hair coloring mishap sent shockwaves through this sleepy community of beer swilling hotdish addicts. After the final devastating outbreaks of uncontrolled giggling were extinguished, Nice Spinner was left with a head of white orange hair. After briefly pondering a possible career posing as "Orangey" the moldy orange, who speaks to elementary school classes about the dangers of consuming moldy or spolied fruit, the Spamster stepped up to the plate with her U Have Power N' Stuff positive attitude and her Get R Done enthusiastic spirit of service and said, "we're gonna fix it kiddo." The very next day at the crack of noon, the Spinners went to a hair salon and the Spamster watched over her emotionally wounded offspring as a doctor in hair color-ology lovingly returned Nice Spinner's hair, strand by tender strand to back to the realm of non-moldy orange reality. Today, Nice Spinner remains a vibrant, vivacious, firey auburn with a fiesty spirit and can-do atiitude to match. She reflects on the incident as a turning point in her life, and ponders the lessons she learned in a tell-all memoir entitled My Life As An Orange, the Sacred Journey of Mothers and Daughters and Oranges. The book is already being hailed as an instant chick-lit classic and has made best seller lists despite not having yet been released. Find it in bookstores soon.